The Chaotic Mess of Orca Whale is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Butt and Mommy with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.037 billion Orcans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xionville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Orca Whalean economy, worth a remarkable 1,636 trillion Neddds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 148,283 Neddds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 873,251 per year while the poor average 11,705, a ratio of 74.6 to 1.

A new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force, printing ink yields Money's biggest return on investment, and a serf by any other name works just as hard. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orca Whale's national animal is the Ricardo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Money.

Orca Whale is ranked 31,817^th in the world and 56^th in Karma for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,591.58 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.